It might just be your lucky day
Saturday, March 5th, 2011Dring dring! Dring dring!
Issues: “Hello?”
Mr. Screen: “It might just be your lucky day…”
Under circumstances I’m not at liberty to reveal I got an invitation to the DIOR show. A dream come true! Well, almost. I dream of having an actual sit in a show, but I am also very pleased to be standing so close to the holy of holies.
As you all know, yesterday’s show wasn’t like any other before. The clothes weren’t the talk of the day, but their mouthy creator, he-who-must-not-be-named, John Voldemort Galliano. In a 5 minutes long speech, Sidney Toledano, the CEO, managed not to pronounce his name even once.
(Generally speaking, it seems that Christian Dior fashion house is trying to erase the last 15 years from its history. Take for example this ad that popped out of nowhere and flooded the metro, inviting the public to an exhibition of Dior’s past collections, from 1947 to 1997… The exhibition is held in the Parisian department store Le Bon Marché, who’s related to the group Christian Dior by LVMH)
Leaving aside the historical moment and back to my own personal history making… It started pretty much like I imagined, only a bit less organized. No one even checked my ID card to verify it matches the invitation :) .
Along with Mr. Screen, we were led into the tent to find a long catwalk in the middle, sits from either side and a mountain of photographers in the end (I’m guessing there were about 60 of them, mostly men):
I had a ridiculous smile on my face while my company didn’t seem so excited, bored even. “I’m really not into all that high fashion nonsense”, he told me, using the lowest voice his throat could produce.
Having watched about 500 shows on FTV in the past 10 years, I had a precise idea of what to expect – a high profile event, very elegant, strict and respectful… Yeah… Not from where I was standing.
Once the girls appeared, the mountain of photographers became a hill of horny dogs screaming “Whoo Hoo!!”, “Oh Yeah Baby!” and “Woof woof” at the models.
By the end of the show, Mr. Screen changed his mind about fashion and forgot all about his macho low voice. “THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE!”, he concluded. I agree.
P.S. these are my shoes on the DIOR runway
P.P.S Sorry for the pictures’ poor quality… It was dark…





































